Life's Goal Achieved: Jane the Phoole in The Onion's AV Club 5/24!

And it is done. I have achieved everything. I can now retire, or dissolve, or explode, or exit this mortal coil in some other fabulous fashion. I have it all: I've been roasted by Richard Weber; I've had a Phoole-A-Thon thrown for me; I have a disturbingly hot husband; I've got fame AND fortune. And now, I have been interviewed for The Onion's Milwaukee-edition AV Club. The story is running the week of 5/24! Fellow Milwaukeeans, grab your copy before they're gone!