Phoole Skedyoole July 14-15 Bristol Renaissance Faire!

9:45am-10am: A Brief but Comical Scene at the Front Gate In Which the Day's Theme is Revealed, and In Which I am Funny
10am-10:30: Front Gate Fun Times
10:30-11am: Trundle-to-the-Tiltyard time! Meander with Jane to Wyckham Field
11am: A Joust at Wyckham Field. I will not actually be jousting! Please adjust plans accordingly.
11:30-12:50: A Good and Easy Wander Around Shoplatch Lane, High Street, Guildhall Row, Farnham Way, the Buttery and Shakespeare's Meadow (to peer at Faeries and perhaps catch a glimpse of the husband)
12:50: Bandy Wits with Mayor Egads Newcastle at the Cheshire Chase in anticipation of the Royal Spectacle of Fooles
1:00: The Royal Spectacle of Fooles at the Cheshire Chase Action Stage -- NOT TO BE MISSED! Pies Will Fly!
1:30-2:00: I'm hiding. I just need 30 minutes. To put lipstick back on and eat something. It's only 30 minutes. You'll hardly even notice I'm gone.
2:00-3:00: Visiting Farnham Way, Newmarket, Traders' Wharf, Guildhall and High Street, then heading North to the Nobles' Glade
3:00: Retrieving Millinery from St. John's Priory before the Fooles' Parade!
3:30: FOOLES' PARADE beginning near the Joust Pub, going Wherever it Goes! Who Knows?4:00: Brief Appearance at the Dirty Duck Inn, then ducking out to prepare for the thing you're going to watch at the Cheshire Chase at 4:30
4:30: THE FOOLE'S REVENGE at the Cheshire Chase Action Stage -- NOT TO BE MISSED! Wherein I Brave Certain Explosion and my Undergarments are Rummaged by Folk Heroes! IT'S ALL TRUE!
5:00: A Decent Slouch Along Shoplatch Lane and High Street, wherein I will foment conflict between the nations of Darkcloud and Ukhatar!
5:30: Let's visit Guildhall Row, Farnham Way, the Buttery and Shakespeare's Meadow one last time for today, on our way to the Nobles' Glade
6:00: Won't you join me at the Queen's feet?
6:30: Accompany the Queen and her Glitterati up the hill to the gate, and bid you Fare Well at 7pm!